Go back... waaaaay back - Week of March 31 2002

..:: 06 Apr 2002 ::..

This guy on the left is NOT Jim Carrey. He's one of the people who try to make money from being someone else. Disgusting, innit? ;)
Check out the look-a-likes of Bruce Willis, Madonna, Michael Jackson (2), Pierce Brosnan (2), Ricky Martin and last but not least the guy who THINKS he looks like George Clooney (in his dreams!). Oh yeah and you can't blame Prince (The Artist) (2) for trying... He does look like a pimp in pink.

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Didn't know there were THAT many ways you can spell the dead easy name of barbie-doll teen idol, Britney Spears wrong. This link shows some of the misspellings detected by Google's spelling correction system and the count of how many different users spelled her name that way. Each of these variations was entered by at least two different unique users within a three month period, and was corrected to [ britney spears ] by their spelling correction system). By the way, the screenshot is another phoney Spears look-a-like.

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Did anyone else notice Google renamed their "Family Filter" to "SafeSearch" today? You can now choose between "strict" or "moderate" filtering... but why bother if you can just DISABLE THE G*DDAMN THING!!

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Turn your Windows into a MacOS for a moment with just one click. Never thought it would be that easy! This emulation is extremely well-done, but I've got one point of criticism: it doesn't transform your ugly, dull monitor into the smooth iMac style :(

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For all those people who do need help with chemistry, this might help in a cool way. Its flash, it looks cool and for this time it's usefull!!!!!! So dont say mess.be doesn't do anything for your school.

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You think this girl is hot? You can rate her and many more girls/guys, your opinion is essential here. See it as your duty for mankind, if you dont do it for yourself do it to rate all those people with a "1" who think they are pretty/handsome and contribute to statistics, correlation and if not for this, just for a good laugh maybe. Some people think they look like george clooney, BUT some people think they are damn handsome/pretty, YEAH RIGHT (but I'll let you be the judge)

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..:: 05 Apr 2002 ::..

I promised myself that one day I would make a link to a dedicated site of Kermit. It's not maybe one of the coolest site, but you HAVE to respect your classics. If you like kermit like every normal person would ;), go visit his SUPA site together with his friends of sesamestreet.
NB: His friends rulezz too! This site was brought to you by
dickdw forum administrator and a big help with the blog.

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Since Kutforum plugged one of his real-life friends in a previous post, I decided to give someone I (used to) know personally some credit. Toon Van de Putte is perhaps thee most creative people I was in high-school with and I just recently ran into him again in an Antwerp sushi bar. After all these years, he turned out to be a graduated graphical designer with some very good web skills and Flash talent..

Check out dem crazy games he made like Ask Yuri (Outer Space Magic 8 ball) and Pornstar Memory (for your ultimate distraction). Somewhere in the awesome layout of his site, you'll find retrocool wallpapers, cartoonlike screensavers and another (go-with-the-flow) blog.

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As promised, this update is going to be foxylicious... I've heard that Spooky has the best collection of real and rare nude pictures of celebrities. The great thing about his site that just like mess.be he updates regulary. He has some host problems, but hey who doesnt? So he is trying to figure out a solution, but in the meanwhile, have a GREAT time there.
kudos to Seirei

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So the judgment website wasn't that popular. No biggie, got another site for y'all that you will like.
The Easter Egg site:
What is an "Easter Egg"? - The term "Easter Egg", as we use it here, means any amusing tidbit that creators hid in their creations. They could be in computer software, movies, music, art, books, or even your watch. There are thousands of them, and they can be quite entertaining, if you know where to look. A couple of our favorites are the "Spy Hunter"-like game in Microsoft Excel 2000 and the "Wacky Search Menu" in Internet Explorer 5. This site will help you discover Easter Eggs in the things you see and use everyday, and let you share Easter Eggs you discover with the rest of the world.

They are everywhere, in your operating system, in the games you play. YES even in minesweeper.

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When I was talking to lets say euhm mighty man (Yes indeedio, bigger than superman), you can probably guess WHAT we were talking about (see title). I remembered this site made by Matthijs Sypkens Smit and Thijs Kinkhorst that has the ability to calculate thy love with your "special" person, if you are not really sure how much chance you'll have with the one "LOVA" you want. So let Dr Love take care of all your doubts and Visit the site!

Welcome to this great invention of Doctor Love!

We all know that a name can tell a lot about a person. Names are not randomly chosen: they all have a meaning.
Doctor Love knew this so he made another great invention just for the lonely you!

Sometimes you'd like to know if a relationship with someone could work out. Therefore Doctor Love himself designed this great machine for you. With The Love Calculator you can calculate the probability on a successful relationship between two people. The Love Calculator is an affective way to get an impression of what the chances are on a relationship between certain people.

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..:: 04 Apr 2002 ::..

For those who euhm couldn't really pass the quiz dwergs just posted, maybe this site will help you. The biggest collection of slangwords. You know what jacentary means,... no? DONT worry this site will explain this and much more
EG: Pokemon Sweater: Any sweater that is extremely bright colored and very ugly.
Sentence: My god! She's capturing Pokemon and making them into sweaters!
greetz to dickdw for the pic, thx i needed that.

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"Attention all stoners! It's time to put down the bong and see if that comfortably numb brain of yours actually works! It's time to test your knowledge of that which you smoke and play Who Wants to Smoke My Honeybear! Weedis Fillbong, your host and cannabis connoisseur, will test your reefer IQ by presenting you with fifteen marijuana related trivia questions increasing in difficulty." It's only a demo, but it smokes!

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Feeling bored? The question is however "how bored are you?", this game will test exactly this, stick to the rules and hey who knows maybe you win some prize or maybe you are just really waisting your time. But check it out yourself and be bored.
Shout out to Seirei, thx for all those links dude.
Update: Try it for 16 minutes and 40 sec's, something will happen.
2nd Update: You do receive a prize at 25 minutes,... are you willing to go so far? Offcourse you are... If you dont like your prize, no problem just go back to mess.be and check for updates.
Last Update: You actually want to receive the prize you get at 30 minutes, but if you really want to get to mess.be for some more links and you dont have the time, ill give you the links where "something" happens: at 100 sec, 1000 sec, 1500 sec, 1800 sec.
There are 2 more links: If you clicked on your fake prize at 25 minutes or if you click on "have-you-already-seen-my website-link" you get the loser prize and if you can stick around till the full half hour you'll receive the winner prize.

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Always wanted to receive/send mail like in the movies? Now is your chance, surf to this "incredible" site: http://www.incredimail.com and be the next Meg Ryan or Tom Hanks. You know what they say, if it looks cool, it probably is. Yes i know you want it, GO get it!

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A couple of days ago, first black female Oscar-winner, Halle Berry aka Ginger, got "Swordfished". Her official fansite http://www.hallewood.com was intruded by a computer hacker with some Photoshop-talent, who brutally manipulated one of her pictures. Berry's Webmaster pulled the site down when he saw the mustache and beard onto the actress's photo from Monster's Ball. The hacker also left an email address that included the letters "KKK." Did anyone make a screenshot?

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In this post-WTC era, it makes you wonder if Pretzels aren't just another global-scale conspiracy.. Did you know the pretzel stock took a huge dive after Bush's throat-terrorism? Play the game and get the fantastic screensaver today!

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Another Day, another update. This bad-ass-mofo-shaolin-kung-fu-matrix-look-a-like kicking animated cartoon is THE best in town. The homepage of the guy who created this wonderful, nice to watch yet pointless flash movies is: http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com. There are some problems tho, sometimes you are forbidden to the site or it's just overcrowded. But no problem, after some googling this supasta has find the perfect fix for this all: A new site with all the xiaxiao movies just for you.
I found a site called www.betablue.net that has it all,
so if you encounter some problems with the xiaoxiao site no prob, here is your answer: If the first site doesnt seem to work just click here.
If for any bizar reason you want to know who hosted that site, I'll give you an answer it's GREG. Thx for hosting all those fine movies and for the rest of you: Enjoy!
Update: I seem to have found more material about these fine cartoons... It seemed that this guy made a commercial for some plaza-mall something, hmm dunno but anyway here is the link. And last but not least for you guys, this sweet name "the way of the stick!".

Update: Betablue.net is down

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..:: 03 Apr 2002 ::..

Looking for a new and addictive screensaver? Download your virtual pet Mopy at http://www.mopyfish.net and torture the stinking bastard as much as you want. If you should decide to take care of him and accept your responsibility, you'll receive bonus points. You can trade these for plants, toys and afrodisiac food (for the real sick people out there who get off by the idea of a horny goldfish).

Patch your Mopy at http://www.geocities.com/Eureka/8518/mopyfish.html to collect all the extra's in no time.

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Big up for Ghori,... As I was monitoring the forum for big ol' spammers, I encountered this fellow called
Ghori, checked his profile, visited his website and the rest is history. When you do visit his site, please give him an e-mail with the regards of www.mess.be. Btw he has a topic at the forum help him out if ya want.
Here is Abdul Saeed Khan Ghori's website one more time: http://www.jamals.com/askg/

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Urban Monkey is P.I, basement DJ, B-Boy and a legend all in one. If you haven't heard from this human grimbo yet, prepare to laugh your ass off in a couple of minutes. If you do know him already, check out his latest movie called Public Style. Other movies I like: "Urban Monkey P.I." and "Bustin' Moves" http://www.urbanmonkey.org

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ok this will be my last link for today.
I've read somewhere on this lovely site that it has got something to do with art??!?? Well actually i dont really know what it does, but the main thing is you can mess with it, click on almost everything and last but not least it looks damn nice.
Got no screenshot for the moment(ill do that if i find the time), but hey check it out. If you do figure out what it does, please feel free to tell us all.
I'll link it one more time, just because i like the name:
Special Thx to Seirei
Update: i made a screenshot, but i can't show the image here. If i resize it, the image is all blurry and stuff, so i uploaded it and TADA herezzz the link for one "awesome" SS: Praystation screenshot

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Kutforum is da name and its my first day as bloggie. So let me start with this major party link by the number one forum spammer BA baracus. A funky site with some Rabbit who is trying to get your mousepointer at all costs. A simple yet genius quote about the site:"hah, the bunny funny"(Sph)doesn't that say it all? I'm not afraid to fly, im not afraid of no rabbits either. ;)

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This shiny new and kinky site is dedicated to the subliminal videogame porn even Nintendo doesn't know about. Check out this Chrono Trigger example. Naughty Pixel is still looking for your screenshots, so send him your horny Return to Castle Wolfenstein captures.

The AVGP Archive site is right here.

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"Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


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..:: 02 Apr 2002 ::..

Kutforum, our forum admin with the most optimistic nickname, was bored again and I gave him this little link to play with. You can make your own track and compete with a white yet aggressive parrot (pay attention to his comments, any translators in the room?). Here's that link again: http://www.tv4.se/lattjo/kojan/bilbanan.asp

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This German guy called Kai is f*cked. After his pretty wild past love life, he's got a crush on Julia (screenshot). Now, to convince this gorgeous babe he doesn't just want to talk her into bed for one night, Kai came up with the stupid (and let us not forget TOTAL NERDY) idea to build a site especially for her...

...Well I hope you didn't believe that last part. He *did* make a site, but here's the catch: if he stays single until his webpage gets 111.111.111 hits, Julia will grant all his kinky wishes. Current status: 13.625.657. That means he'll have to opportunity to share a bed with here in about 26 years and 165 days. Oh, let me revise the first sentence of my post: this guy is soooooo not f*cked! So dudes, support your gender and help him out.

I wonder if she is allowed to have sex with people, like uh, me, in the meantime.

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