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mess with msn messenger MESS EXPRESS - INTRO

You're just awake, your eyes are still shut
Still can't quite focus, still draggin' your butt
You know you need coffee, can taste that first sip
You wait for the maker, put the mug to your lip

The feeling is warm, just what you need
But you know you need more and it's something to read
The paper you say? No, that gives you no kick.
It's much more exciting, you can't wait to "click"

You boot up your 'puter, and click the icon...
Can't keep from grinning, you're really turned on!
While typing the URL, your heart skips a beat
You know you're addicted... every day, you repeat.

And then you see it, you wait with a stare....
The page is loading, is still there!
OH, what a feeling!! You look with delight
You hoped for some updates and you knew you were right!

(sent in by Stephanie)

mess with msn messenger MESS EXPRESS - FANPICS

Does the poem above sound familiar? Are you disturbingly addicted to Then show us your fanpics, Messer!

(fake) booty fanpic for messTattoo the logo, our URL ( and/or slogan (eg. "don't mess with <your name>, Mess with MSN Messenger") somewhere on your booty... err body, load up your webcam in MSN Messenger, take a screenshot (good quality .jpg preferred) and e-mail it to: submit * (replace * with @). Oh, and sexy girls (or girlfriends) are invited to send "I LOVE DWERGS" pics as well ;)

Try to be as cool and imaginative as possible, so we can include yours on this page! The pic with the thong is of course -and sadly- a Photoshopped image. However, we insist on genuine, non-edited webcamshots!


Most recent additions...

Leo from Itselephants fanpic


oll13's fanpic


bob's fanpic


BeAut's fanpic for


ricki's fanpic


sk3tch's fanpic


ben's girl beth's fanpic for


jake, best goalie 2002, fanpic


stickitincider's fanpic


shub's fanpic for


Joe The Amazing Psychotic fanpic


monkeyboy's fanpic



timothy from and
(, the site of every badmotherfucker? :p)




jaber's fanpic


Bryce's fanpic


Luke's fanpic


Ace, the youngest Messer?


Oliver C.
Joe M.

oliver from itselephants is a messhead



Casaman's fanpic & Timothy greet