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mess with msn messenger MESS EXPRESS - INTRO

You're just awake, your eyes are still shut
Still can't quite focus, still draggin' your butt
You know you need coffee, can taste that first sip
You wait for the maker, put the mug to your lip

The feeling is warm, just what you need
But you know you need more and it's something to read
The paper you say? No, that gives you no kick.
It's much more exciting, you can't wait to "click"

You boot up your 'puter, and click the icon...
Can't keep from grinning, you're really turned on!
While typing the URL, your heart skips a beat
You know you're addicted... every day, you repeat.

And then you see it, you wait with a stare....
The page is loading, Mess.be is still there!
OH, what a feeling!! You look with delight
You hoped for some updates and you knew you were right!

(sent in by Stephanie)


mess with msn messenger MESS EXPRESS - FANPICS

Does the poem above sound familiar? Are you disturbingly addicted to Mess.be? Then show us your fanpics, Messer!

(fake) booty fanpic for messTattoo the Mess.be logo, our URL (www.mess.be) and/or slogan (eg. "don't mess with <your name>, Mess with MSN Messenger") somewhere on your booty... err body, load up your webcam in MSN Messenger, take a screenshot (good quality .jpg preferred) and e-mail it to: submit * mess.be (replace * with @). Oh, and sexy girls (or girlfriends) are invited to send "I LOVE DWERGS" pics as well ;)

Try to be as cool and imaginative as possible, so we can include yours on this page! The pic with the thong is of course -and sadly- a Photoshopped image. However, we insist on genuine, non-edited webcamshots!

 

Most recent additions...

Leo from Itselephants fanpic

 

oll13's fanpic

 

bob's fanpic

 

BeAut's fanpic for mess.be

 

ricki's fanpic

 

sk3tch's fanpic

 

ben's girl beth's fanpic for mess.be

 

jake, best goalie 2002, fanpic

 

stickitincider's fanpic

 

Shub
shub's fanpic for mess.be

 

Joe The Amazing Psychotic fanpic

 

monkeyboy's fanpic

 

 

timothy from mess.be and majo-art.com
(mess.be, the site of every badmotherfucker? :p)

 

 

 

jaber's fanpic

 

Bryce's Mess.be fanpic

 

Luke's Mess.be fanpic

 

Ace, the youngest Messer?

 

Oliver C.
Joe M.

oliver from itselephants is a messhead

 

 

Casaman's Mess.be fanpic & Timothy greet